Me: How much to clean my carpet?
Carpet Man: How big and how dirty?
Me: 10 rooms, dirty and a million square feet. Don’t you want to see it to quote me?
Carpet Man: Nope. That’s $2.
Me: Okay Thanks! See you Tuesday.
Carpet Man: Now that I’m here I changed my mind. This is going to cost $100000
G: We only plan on keeping it for a year so just do a $2 clean! We don’t care about making it look brand new.
Carpet Man: YOU INSULT MY CRAFT. $100000 or nothing
G: Then Nothing!
G: THE CARPET MAN TRIED TO RIP US OFF!!! WASTING MONEY! BLAH ERGH FREAKOUT! WE’RE GETTING THE SAME FLOORS WE PUT IN THE PLAYROOM
Now the problem is the existing floor in the kitchen. It’s not going to match but I don’t want to replace it right now…I’m thinking I’m going to paint it!