Ring ring
Me: How much to clean my carpet?
Carpet Man: How big and how dirty?
Me: 10 rooms, dirty and a million square feet. Don’t you want to see it to quote me?
Carpet Man: Nope. That’s $2.
Me: Okay Thanks! See you Tuesday.
Knock knock
G: Hello
Carpet Man: Now that I’m here I changed my mind. This is going to cost $100000
G: We only plan on keeping it for a year so just do a $2 clean! We don’t care about making it look brand new.
Carpet Man: YOU INSULT MY CRAFT. $100000 or nothing
G: Then Nothing!
Ring ring
Me: Hello
G: THE CARPET MAN TRIED TO RIP US OFF!!! WASTING MONEY! BLAH ERGH FREAKOUT! WE’RE GETTING THE SAME FLOORS WE PUT IN THE PLAYROOM
Me: Okay
Me: Okay
Now the problem is the existing floor in the kitchen. It’s not going to match but I don’t want to replace it right now…I’m thinking I’m going to paint it!
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